Welcome to my crib, the hottest spot in the neighborhood.
My pool is so big, I even caught a fish in it, bare hands. "It was this big!"
My club house.
I like hanging out with the cute girls in the neighborhood. Meet the neighbor girl, Sophie.
I had to start my run back-up the hill to show off my great speed.
Some kind of slo-mo sound effect is necessary here because of the hero-under-strenuous-pressure look on my face.
The pararazzi can be a little annoying at times. Can't you see I'm with my girl?