Bathroom breaks and even showers are not private around here. Last night, Jack popped his head in and said, "Mommy, you taking a shower?"
"Yes," I answered. He left to check on daddy, then returned. "You still taking a shower?"
"Yes, honey." This sequence repeated itself a couple of times. Finally, thinking the interrogation was Mike's idea, I told Jack, "Ask daddy if he's still picking his nose." "Okay," Jack answered.
That went on a couple of times before I finally put an end to it by stopping the shower. Mike told me he did not put Jack up to the line of questioning. Yeah, right.