Indecent Exposure

I saw a man relieving himself along the side a city building tonight. He looked around at one point and saw me staring at him in disbelief. It reminded me of the time in high school when I saw a classmate taking a whiz under a ball park light.

 So, this begs the question: If you had to relieve yourself and there were no bathrooms and you weren't wearing Depends, would you?

A) Indecent Exposure
B) Pee in your pants

 I think I'd opt for the later and tell people I spilled water on me but I don't want to influence your vote.