Dying Car and The Show Me Sword Fighter

My car is dying a slow death. It's been to an auto shop three times in the past two months and it's still having issues. Now it's having trouble getting enough umph to go up hills. My dad worked on it a lot today and fixed a couple of things but it's the rest of the stuff, whatever it is, that's going to cost and probably a lot. Maybe it's time to invest in a motorcycle with a side car. I'm sure that would be totally safe for Jack. Of course, he'll be wearing a helmet. Safety first!

But, enough complaining. Here's a great tale of a brave warrior.

The Story of the Show Me Sword Fighter!

He-Man! Although he is brave, Jack must start intense training if he is to save his mom from the evil clutches of Grandma Gizmo and her evil sidekick, Malevolent Meaghan. I have the power!His trusty steed!The evil Gizmo!Malevolent Meaghan!Take that Mini Meanie!The battle is intense!Is it over for our hero?He merely laughs off Mini Meanie's threat!He wins in the end, his sword fighting done for another day.