I told Jack not to do something today. He came back with, "You no tell me what to do." That's one of his favorites.
"Who's the mom?" I asked.
"So I tell you what to do sometimes."
Not happy with the response.
"When you have kids, you can tell them what to do."
"Get back to work." Jack replied.
I think he was talking about the future kids because I was not working at the time. Sounds like Jack is going to be a task master someday. :)