A Tisket, A Triscuit

Why are Triscuits so addictive and why did I start eating them before bed? Ugh!

Mystery Meat

You know how people find faces and shapes in food like potato chips? I recently feasted on a mystery meat that resembled pork chops in the shape of a tush. I should have tried to sell it on Ebay. The MM beat the turkey rolls my classmates and I detested and smashed into our milk cartons in grade school.